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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:08

Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Triassic reptiles took 10,000 mile trips through 'hellish' conditions, study suggests - Phys.org
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
9 Pro Comparisons for Top Prospects After the 2025 NHL Draft Combine - Bleacher Report
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
MindsEye team deploys first hotfix as they scramble to make the dang thing work - Polygon
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Researchers get viable mice by editing DNA from two sperm - Ars Technica
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Then came..
No way
Thumbs down again.
Why do some men like older women?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Halo: Edge of Dawn | Cover Reveal | Halo - Official Site (en) - Halo Waypoint
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones